Date:	2004-05-16 04:09
Subject:	memories
Security:	Public
Mood:	nostalgic

Fuck off.

No, really. Don't try and read this anymore. Stop reading.

Jesus. You don't take instructions very well, do you?

I don't update nearly enough for you to care.

Fine, fine. I found this website that archives webpages, and lets you travel backwards through time, back to the time when I used to post updates. So why don't you enjoy one of those.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020529002553/www.wouldificould.com/


more later

yeah, right.

So I figured I'd write something in here. I'm not sure what yet, but it's been so long I'm sure nobody reads this thing anymore anyway. I just feel the need to write some words down. It's gotten to the point where the sound of the keys clicking at a rapid pace sounds... I dunno. strange? like I haven't done it in far too long. I mean, I IM all the time, and I type in lots of little things, but never anything long anymore. I guess I should start coding some more. some work, or something. maybe send out an email. do something on a computer that doesn't require a mouse. I like remembering how fast I type. Like, hey! I can do something! how cool is that!?

changing topic in three... two... one...

So the holidays are coming up, and I don't know how to feel. Usually this is a really great time of year for me to become quite depressed, and withdraw from the world, but I'm not really feeling it this year. I'm still happy, for the most part. Things are going well, I'm still in LOOOOOOVE. maybe next year. so. STICK IT IN YOUR EAR, MR GRINCH!!!!!

ehhh

no thirty

since I haven't updated in a while, and I just took this quiz, I figured I'd update twice today. shocking...


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PS. My life is still wonderful. and I'm still happy. it's amazing how little I have to say when I'm not miserable. I have to go run and knock on wood now.

Date:	2003-11-02 16:12
Subject:	perfect
Security:	Public
Mood:	energetic

(15:46:21) Fabelhaft Dirne: what if
(15:46:21) Fabelhaft Dirne: i don't get this jorb
(15:47:36) DU5TPuppy: then the sky will fall, and we'll have to move to my underground compound and recombine carbon hydrogen oxygen and nitrogen into an edible food source using technology I've stolen from the future, and we'll turn into mole men who are never seen, but our underground microphones will pick up every conversation spoken.
(15:48:07) Fabelhaft Dirne: woooooooow
(15:48:13) DU5TPuppy: we will use the tapes of politicians conversations to bribe them for money which we will use in our human cloning experiments, eventually replacing said politicians with our clone slaves
(15:48:16) Fabelhaft Dirne: that's goooood
(15:48:19) DU5TPuppy: then we will take over the world
(15:48:35) Fabelhaft Dirne: when do we get to have sex with our clones?
(15:49:04) DU5TPuppy: and make all scientists figure out how to reanimate the dead, so we can put Lincoln into a fist fight with US Grant, and we can televise it on pay per view, and become RICH!
(15:49:18) DU5TPuppy: after the pay per view fight, we can have sex with our clones
(15:49:23) DU5TPuppy: it'll be an 8 some
(15:49:32) DU5TPuppy: 3 of your clones, 3 of mine, and ourselves
(15:49:48) DU5TPuppy: the only problem will be figuring out which are the originals after it's all over
(15:50:10) Fabelhaft Dirne: that will be easy
(15:50:24) DU5TPuppy: you're right
(15:50:29) Fabelhaft Dirne: although i'll be ravenously attracted to all 4
(15:50:29) DU5TPuppy: we'll just mark them with sharpies
(15:50:38) Fabelhaft Dirne: there is only ONE that i'm in love with
(15:50:43) DU5TPuppy: "clone 1", "clone 2"...
(15:50:45) Fabelhaft Dirne: HAHAHAHA
(15:51:03) DU5TPuppy: we can only have 9, tho
(15:51:10) Fabelhaft Dirne: clone, clone, clone, clone, LUNCH
(15:51:15) DU5TPuppy: otherwise clone 1 might change places with clone 10
(15:51:20) Fabelhaft Dirne: clone, clone, clone, AFTERNOON TEA
(15:51:21) DU5TPuppy: and we'd be screwed
(15:51:28) DU5TPuppy: literally, and figuratively
(15:51:36) Fabelhaft Dirne: ENOUGH
(15:51:42) DU5TPuppy: and we'd have to kill them
(15:51:52) DU5TPuppy: but the scientists would reanimate them, like we asked
(15:51:55) Fabelhaft Dirne: what if they rise up against us?
(15:51:59) DU5TPuppy: and there would be a war
(15:52:14) Fabelhaft Dirne: us against...us?
(15:52:15) DU5TPuppy: between the living, and the "re-living" (TM)
(15:52:39) DU5TPuppy: and we could never win, because every time they kill one of us, we become one of them
(15:52:54) DU5TPuppy: and every time we kill one of them, they come back to life
(15:53:01) Fabelhaft Dirne: like agent smith
(15:53:12) DU5TPuppy: exactly
(15:53:15) Fabelhaft Dirne: ok, so
(15:53:21) Fabelhaft Dirne: this whole thing is, in short,
(15:53:22) DU5TPuppy: this would be so much funnier in person
(15:53:25) Fabelhaft Dirne: a terrible idea.
(15:53:32) DU5TPuppy: but what an adventure
(15:53:42) Fabelhaft Dirne: i would have tears rolling down my face
(15:53:44) DU5TPuppy: and we could tell the story to our grand children
(15:54:01) Fabelhaft Dirne: and our grandchildren's clones
(15:54:06) Fabelhaft Dirne: we need to write a book
(15:54:06) DU5TPuppy: "back during the dead clone wars, I was a general in the army of the living"
(15:54:19) Fabelhaft Dirne: a sci-fi/serial killer/comedy
(15:54:24) Fabelhaft Dirne: HAHAHAHAHA
(15:54:31) DU5TPuppy: don't forget /horror
(15:54:44) Fabelhaft Dirne: it'll be called a sci-horromedy
(15:55:00) Fabelhaft Dirne: i think you could do just fine all by yourself
(15:55:02) DU5TPuppy: sci-horrordramedy
(15:55:14) Fabelhaft Dirne: you wouldn't need me
(15:55:24) DU5TPuppy: well, if I had 3 of your clones
(15:55:28) Fabelhaft Dirne: except for this: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=205557&imageID=795058
(15:55:32) DU5TPuppy: who originally started the war...
(15:55:48) DU5TPuppy: oh la la
(15:55:52) DU5TPuppy: SO HAWT
(15:56:19) DU5TPuppy: *sniff*
(15:56:28) DU5TPuppy: no clone of yours could ever match your beauty
(15:56:59) DU5TPuppy: even if they were from the future, with cambot (TM) implants
(15:57:48) Fabelhaft Dirne: we would need nanites (tm) to work for us
(15:57:50) Fabelhaft Dirne: billions of them
(15:57:57) DU5TPuppy: yesssss
(15:59:21) Fabelhaft Dirne: then we'd need to go back in time
(15:59:28) Fabelhaft Dirne: and have sex with our past selves
(15:59:30) Fabelhaft Dirne: in order to
(15:59:34) Fabelhaft Dirne: prevent the future war
(15:59:38) Fabelhaft Dirne: with ourselves
(15:59:49) DU5TPuppy: we'd have to bring bruce campbell with us
(15:59:59) Fabelhaft Dirne: yes, he'd sort everything out.
(16:00:17) DU5TPuppy: his chin could be our secret super weapon against the dead-nanite controlled army of the clones
(16:00:22) DU5TPuppy: aka the deadites
(16:00:37) Fabelhaft Dirne: to quote mst3k: "hey! we could send bob saget back to meet charlemegne!"
(16:00:58) DU5TPuppy: do you think I'm strange?

Date:	2003-09-24 06:20
Subject:	Send lawyers guns and money
Security:	Public
Mood:	ecstatic

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

So my friends and readers, in case you haven't already heard, it's finally happened. I, your long suffering hero, have finally found A WOMAN. Not just any woman, but an amazing, wonderful, funny, smart, beautiful, and, to be quite honest, PERFECT and better than you woman. So, you can all start counting, checking your watches, and holding your breath, because obviously the end of the world is neigh. Now I know what you're all thinking. I can hear it from here. "Why Tory? Why did you have to do it now? I was 3 payments away from owning outright my bowflex, and am almost done paying off my botox shots!" All I can say is tough nuggies. :-p Don't you wish you had spent that money on something better now, like alcohol, cigarettes, or porn? I'm glad I did.


The air is icy-cold, but we are happy, we are getting married. Now it's the desert at dusk. The sky is blue chrome. I pick one sequin from your dress and then kiss it. I put the sequin into the sky. "That's my star," I say. "And I'm your cowboy."


and I am your cowboy

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Date:	2003-08-08 12:02
Subject:	something cheerful...
Security:	Public
Mood:	blah

here's something to bring a smile to your face

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	du5tpuppy
You will die on:	Thursday, September 8, 2033
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Date:	2003-08-03 06:01
Subject:	So mexico.....
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy

Firstly, the good:

1) the booze was free, and freeflowing. The staff seemed to think it was their job to make sure everyone at the resort was drunk, 24 hours a day. mmmmm.

2) Everything was really inexpensive. I bought a hammock chair for only $20 US. I'm trying to find some way to hang it in my living room, but I don't know if the drop cieling can handle it. :(

3) The duty free shop. Oh god yes. The Camel's were buy 3 get one free, and only came in carton's. $53 for 4 cartons of cig's is decent, right? They also had jonny walker green label, and mescal. I'm gonna eat a worm!!!

4) The in flight movie on the way back was shanghai knights. Decent, but really I'm just trying to think of other good things that happened. I think I've just ran out.


Lastly, the bad:

1) It was like 2345 degrees the entire time, and I sweat more than I had previously thought possible. Thank money for good a/c.

2) The number of beautiful people there made my self esteem sink to it's lowest ebb ever. 'nuff said.

3) The number of not beautiful people made my loathing of humanity rise to a level I haven't seen in a very, VERY long time. It's not that they were ugly physically, it's just that they weren't new yorkers. They were mostly provincial, and thier interests weren't mine. Their politics weren't mine. There was very little to talk about.

4) I missed my friends. There was no way for me to get my laptop's online, and the business center charged $5 for 15 minutes of internet time. My cell phone was $1.49 per minute. I felt cut off, and alone. I'll admit it, I love you guys. Isn't that pathetic?

5) Being caught between my whining sister and her friend casey, and I'm happy to be home, and happy to see my friends again. my menopausal mother for a week, trying to be the rational son, and fun brother was very tiring. Don't get me wrong, I love them all dearly, they're totally wonderful when they're not together. It's just that they get along about as well as my mom and I did, when I was her age. Not very, that is.

6) The best of all, on sunday night, my mother twisted her ankle walking down a step, and tore a ligament. The following morning, we went to the hospital where they put her foot in a half cast, and no crutches. Thankfully, the hotel had a wheel chair she could use for the rest of the trip, with a motor. A motor named Tory. The good part of that is that being immobile, we spent a lot of time in the hotel room, which was blissfully air conditioned, watching the simpsons in spanish. It's amazing how much carries over.


So, all in all, I missed you all very much. I'm happy to be home, and happy to see my friends again. I think the real point of vacations is to make you appreciate your home all that much more. :)

	

	

	

				
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Date:	2003-07-12 04:18
Subject:	What a great f*ing night.
Security:	Public
Mood:	ecstatic

First off, I'd like to say that tonight has been one of the best nights I've had in the past 9 months. Utterly amazing. If you want to know more, ask me. I promise I'll tell you all about it. Everything is finally great. :-D

Secondly,


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so I'm not even going to apologize for not updating as often as we'd like anymore. the thing is I just forget...

I don't really have much to say right now, so I figured I'd fake a post. Here is a list of things I'd like to have right this second.

1) someone to with whom I can cuddle
2) puffs plus
3) alka-seltzer plus
4) soup
5) the animatrix soundtrack
6) money
7) someone to with whom I can cuddle

thanks to stasia for the link to this quiz. it rules

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So I finished it about an hour and a half ago, and now I'm all sad. The damned birds are still chirping outside, and it's 3:09. I think I'm going to take a nap. I guess I didn't have as much to say as I thought I did...

Date:	2003-06-22 08:02
Subject:	mmmmm
Security:	Public
Mood:	mischievous

So I just got the new harry potter book yesterday, and I've been reading it pretty much ever since (aside from my usual 10 hours of sleep, and a trip to the diner. I feel like Bastian from the Neverending Story. I've got my sandwiches, and my drinks, and I'm hiding under a blanket reading in secret. So far, it's just as good as the others, if not a little better. I'm about 1/2 way done, and I just really hope I get to save Fantasia at the end ;)

I was just searching, and found these 2 stories on the net. they're the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life...

Man eats own toes

and

Live beetles appear in boy's urine

just thought I should share.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also

Nicotine May Present Alzheimer's Cure

Now I'll never quit